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Favorite this joke What did Robinson Crusoe do with Friday on Saturday night?
I walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a Screwdriver.
He disappears and reappears twenty minutes later with a Philips Head screwdriver.
I look at him aghast and say, “What would you have done if I asked for a Bloody Mary?”
There are two girls in a car driving down a steep hill. All of a sudden the driver realizes that the brakes are not working.
She tells the passenger that the brakes don't work and they will soon drive off the side of the cliff, as she can't stop at all.
The passenger then replies, "Don't worry! There's a stop sign ahead."
A man went to his lawyer and asked him, "My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?"
"Do you have any proof he owes you the money?" asked the lawyer.
"Nope," replied the man.
"Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $5,000 he owes you," said the lawyer.
"But it's only $500," replied the man.
"Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your proof!"
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