Father: "Take a look at and learn something from your classmate Lucy. She got an A on the last exam."
Son: "Actually Dad, that's the reason I failed... I WAS looking at her."
Teacher: "Okay class, what is the value of Pi?"
Student: "Well, it's not an exact number but usually it's around $12.99."
John: "Hey Rick, why are you standing below the tube light with your mouth open?"
Rick: "Because the doctor told me to have a light dinner, but I don't think this is working."
As a group of soldiers stood in formation at an Army Base, the Drill Sergeant said, "All right! All you idiots, fall out."
As the rest of the squad wandered away, one soldier remained at attention. The Drill Instructor walked over until he was eye to eye with him, and then raised a single eyebrow.
The soldier smiled and said, "Sure was a lot of 'em, huh, sir?"