“I feel like carp today...”
“Yeah, you look a little fishy.”
Anyone who thinks “talk is cheap”…
Obviously didn’t pay my daughter’s mobile phone bill last month!
I saw a driver texting and driving...
It made me so mad I threw my beer at him.
When deer hunting you must sit still and be quiet for long periods of time.
That's why doctors are such good hunters.
They have lots of patients.