Latest Jokes

Grade school children were asked the question, "Why did your mom marry your dad?"

These are some responses:

1. She got too old to do anything else with him.
2. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
3. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world, and Mom eats a lot!

A bank clerk is talking with her colleague. "I think now-a-days my beauty has been decreasing."

"Why do you think that?" asked the colleague.

"The men who are withdrawing cash at my counter are actually counting their money."

What word starts with E, ends with E, and has only one letter in it?

Envelope.

Did you hear about the guy who was wanted by a bank?

He was in debt with them, so he was wanted, "Debtor Alive"!