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Favorite this joke An old man is sitting at his table in the hotel dining room with a bowl of soup in front of him. He calls the waiter over and asks him to taste the soup.
"Is the soup too cold?" asks the waiter.
"Taste the soup," says the old man.
"Is it too salty?" asks the waiter.
"Taste the soup!" says the old man.
"Is there a fly in it?" asks the waiter.
"JUST TASTE THE SOUP WILL YA!" the old man insists.
The waiter looks down: "OK then...Where is the spoon?"
The old man exclaims, "Aha!"
Today was a really bad day for me...
FIRST, my ex got run over by a bus.
SECOND, I lost my job as a bus driver.
Q: What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?
A: Fire.
Q: What is in the middle of nowhere?
A: The letter H.
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