I was raised on a farm. One night while walking down a dirt, country path, a man jumped out of the bushes, hit me on the head with a bottle of milk, a dozen eggs, and a churn full of butter.
How Dairy He!
Teacher: "What do you get when a waiter trips?"
Student: "Flying Saucers!"
Husband: Today is our wedding anniversary, where do you want me to take you?
Wife: Take me some place I have never seen before!
Husband: Then I shall take you to the kitchen!
Where do fish keep their money?
"In the River Banks."