Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Ah forget it, it's over your head!
What's Forrest Gump's computer password?
1Forrest1
Sometimes I wake up grumpy...
Other times I let him sleep.
Scene: A man applying for credit
at a department store.
Clerk: What do you do for a living?
Man: I’m a tree trimmer.
Clerk: So what do you do after Christmas?