Latest Jokes

A patient complained to his doctor, “I’ve been to three other physicians, and none of them agreed with your diagnosis.”

The doctor calmly replied, “Just wait until the autopsy. Then we will see who was right."

What ten-letter word starts with G-A-S?

Automobile!

My son and his wife stopped by Sunday unannounced to visit.

I wouldn't answer the door but I did hold up my new medicine container and pointed to the instructions.

Instructions read: "Take one tablet before bedtime and Keep away from children."

Knock, Knock...

Who's there?

Eureka!

Eureka who?

Eureka bad, man! Go take a shower!!!