Summer vacation was over and young Jack returned to school.
Only two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that Jack was misbehaving.
"Wait a minute," mother said. "I had Jack with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved."
I was driving down the highway when a fox ran in front of me. I slammed on the brakes and stopped in time.
I looked out over the hood of the car and there was the fox, all wide-eyed , looking back at me. It did the sign of the cross and went on its way.
My doctor told me to "exercise"...
I thought he said to "eat more fries"...