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Yo Momma is so ugly, she made the Illuminati close it's eyes!

Two emos walk in to a bar.

One says, "We should hang out sometime!"

The other says, "Sure, what tree?"

When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at "Mom" and pushed send. His mother answered, and I told her what happened.

"Don't worry," she said, "I'll take care of it."

A few minutes later, the cell phone rang. It was "Mom."

"Martin," she said, "you left your cell phone at the convenience store."