Latest Jokes

Kathy was shopping in the mall with her two children and a display in the window of a lingerie store caught her eye.

"Do you think Daddy would like this?" she asked the kids, as she pointed to the lacy pajamas with matching robe.

"No way," four-year-old Rian replied. "Daddy would NEVER wear that!"

Last night I dreamt I was a muffler...

I woke up exhausted!

“Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?”

“Are part-time band leaders semiconductors?”