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Yogurt is one of only three foods that taste exactly the same as they sound.

The other two are goulash and squid.

The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a nature history lesson.

"Worker ants," she told them, "can carry pieces of food five times their own weight. What do you conclude from that?"

One child was ready with the answer, "They don't have a union?"

“Does a man-eating shark eat women too?”

Teacher: "Little Johnny, spell 'blind pig'."

Little Johnny: "B-L-N-D, space, P-G."

Teacher: "You forgot the two I's."

Little Johnny: "No, I didn't. A blind pig has no I's."