Latest Jokes

Always borrow money from a pessimist...

...they never expect it back!

Little Johnny was in his first grammar class when the teacher asked him if he could give a simple sentence.

Little Johnny grinned real big and said, " I eat six eggs for breakfast."

His teacher replied, "You mean ate?"

Little Johnny thought for a bit. then said, "Maybe it was eight eggs I eat."

Run to the Round House Nellie...

They can't CORNER you there!

Two sailors got off their battleship after seven months at sea. As soon as they walked on solid ground they saw a lady walking away from them about fifty yards ahead.

Her long blonde hair caused one sailor to muster the courage to say "hello". As she turned around they could see she was at least eight months pregnant!

The wide-eyed sailor quickly apologized, "Sorry Ma'am, we thought you were alone."