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Favorite this joke There were two young men from the South who loved to fish and they wanted to do some ice fishing. They’d heard about it up in Canada, so they took off up there. The lake was frozen nicely. They stopped just before they got to the lake at a little bait shop and got all their tackle. One of them said, “We’re gonna need an ice pick.” So they got that, and they took off.
In about two hours, one of them was back at the shop and said, “We’re gonna need another dozen ice picks.”
Well, the fellow in the shop wanted to ask some questions, but he didn’t. He sold him the picks, and the young man left. In about an hour, he was back.
“We’re gonna need all the ice picks you’ve got.”
The bait man couldn’t stand it any longer. “By the way,” he asked, “how are you fellows doing out there?”
“Not very well at all,” he said. “We ain’t even got the boat in the water yet."
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A not-so-smart lady called the airline booking agent to ask how long a flight was from Los Angeles to New York?
The busy agent replied, "Just a moment."
The not-so-smart lady replied, "Thank you," and then hung up.
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