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The English teacher asks if any student can name two words that don’t belong together in a sentence.

Little Johnny raised his hand, "I know, I know… 'man bun' right?"

My girlfriend’s father wants her to marry a man of means. He said he would give me her hand in marriage if I can afford to burn ten thousand dollars as if it were nothing.

Without hesitation I wrote a check for ten grand and burnt it right before his eyes.

I’m still single.

While sitting through an exceptionally long sermon, little Donny was getting more restless by the minute. Suddenly in a loud whisper, he blurted out, "If we give him the money now, do you think he will let us leave?"

My mother-in-law sent me two sweaters for Christmas.

When she came for a visit, I put on one of the sweaters.

The first thing she said was, "What's the matter? Didn't you like the other one?"