Definition of Eternity: The last two minutes of a football game.
When I was a little boy, I used to be afraid of the dark...
Now as an adult, I see the electric bill and I'm afraid of the light!
Why did the two cameras decide to get together for a date?
If they clicked, they wanted to see what would develop!
I told my girlfriend, "The last thing I want to do is break up with you... I have about five things on my list before I get there."