Latest Jokes

What do you call a looney, lifelong small town resident?

A loco local.

Student 1: "My professor told me my assignment was to get up in front of the whole class and give a talk on the round, light pinkish colored, fuzzy skinned fruit which is the nickname for the state of Georgia."

Student 2: "Oh, in other words, you're going to give a SPEACH?"

What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays!

Husband: Every time I yell and get angry at you, you never fight back. How do you manage your anger?

Wife: I clean the toilet seat.

Husband: How does that help?

Wife: I use your toothbrush.