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Favorite this joke Why doesn't Lebron James like Indian food?
Because it has "Curry" in it.
A lady goes into a butcher shop. She says to the butcher, "can I have a pound of kiddlelees?"
The butcher looks at her and says, "you mean kidneys don't you?"
The lady looks at him and replies, "I said kiddlelees diddle I?"
A lady goes up to a railroad ticket window and says to the agent, "twotoDeluth."
The agent looks back at her and replies, "tweetdiddleleet, where do you want to go lady"?
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
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