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A lady goes up to a railroad ticket window and says to the agent, "twotoDeluth."

The agent looks back at her and replies, "tweetdiddleleet, where do you want to go lady"?

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

The water department staff said they would be fluid in answering all mystifying questions asked at a recent meeting.

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, because they always take things literally.