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Favorite this joke I asked my friend , "What is the secret behind your Happy Married Life?"
He said "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."
I asked "Can you explain?"
He said "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my Wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."
Still not convinced, i asked him "Give me some examples".
He said "Smaller issues like, which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit the super market, when & where to go on vacation, which sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy. Monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc. Are all decided by my wife. I just agree to it "
I asked "Then, what is your role?"
He said "My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe, whether Bodoland should be formed or not, whether Dhoni should retire from Cricket , Whom should Salman Khan Marry. etc etc. and do you know, my wife; NEVER, objects to any of these decisions...
A chemical engineer, electrical engineer, and a Microsoft engineer are on a road trip. The car breaks down.
The electrical engineer looks under the hood and can't find anything wrong.
The chemical engineer checks the oil and fuel and can't find anything wrong.
The Microsoft engineer says, "Close all the windows, and try again."
Why doesn't Lebron James like Indian food?
Because it has "Curry" in it.
A lady goes into a butcher shop. She says to the butcher, "can I have a pound of kiddlelees?"
The butcher looks at her and says, "you mean kidneys don't you?"
The lady looks at him and replies, "I said kiddlelees diddle I?"
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