What did the badger say to the bear?
Have a beary nice day, I hope it's not too grizzly!
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper when a guy comes over and asks, "Are you reading that?"
I didn’t know what to say. So I said, "Yes."
I then stood up, turned the page, and sat down again.
AJokeADay has something in common with Donald trump.
Both use the slogan may the best joke win!