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During a sixth grade sex education class, the young professor asked, "What happens to a young woman during puberty?"

There was no reply from her students, so she rephrased the question. "What happens to young women as they mature?"

One girl raised her hand and answered, “We start carrying purses?”

“Give me a sentence about a public servant,” the teacher instructed her third grade class.

“The fireman came down the ladder pregnant,” answered one little girl.

“Umm … Do you know what pregnant means?”

“Yes,” said the girl. “It means carrying a child.”

Just before the final exam in a college finance class, a less-than-stellar student approached the professor.

“Can you tell me what grade I would need to get on the exam to pass the course?” he asked.

The professor gave him the bad news. “The exam is worth 100 points. You would need 113 points to earn a D.”

“OK,” he said. “And how many points would I need to get a C?”

"What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and wooden engine?" asked the curious boy.

His mother took a deep breath and then replied, "It wooden go."