Latest Jokes

Patient: It must be tough spending all day with your hands inside someone's mouth?

Dentist: I prefer to think of it as having my hands inside their wallet.

Yesterday a group of IRS Agents came in and began collecting the ceiling tiles over my tax prep desk.

"What are you doing?" I asked.

"This is where we've noticed your clients are finding there deductions! We will analyze them and get back to you."

After the church service, a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money."

"Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "But why?"

"Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."