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Three Chinese named Chu, Bu, and Fu went to America. Upon reaching there they decided to Americanize their names.

So Chu became Chuck, Bu became Buck… and Fu decided to return to China.

Q: What do you get if you put two state cops in an airplane?

A: Paratroopers.

A man has written a book about how to understand women. The pages are blank.

I went to the local bookstore and asked where the self-help section was. The worker said that if he told me, it would defeat the purpose.