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Favorite this joke A man rolls on the couch, clutching his knee in agony. His wife asks him, "What's the matter dear?”
The man replies, "I have got a splitting headache in my knee."
Q: Why do bicycles fall over?
A: Because they're two-tired!
A guy in a bar, trying a new pick-up line, says to a girl, "Do you like raisins?"
She says, "No, sorry."
He then says, "Do you like nuts?"
She says, "No, sorry."
Finally he says, "How about a date?"
A secretary has been to London with her boss. When she is back at the office one of her colleagues asks her if the boss has shown her Big Ben.
"Yes, already on the boat."
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