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My doctor called me a fine physical specimen. I later learned what these medicos call specimen.

What did the doctor say about your bladder infection?

Urine trouble

Einstein developed a theory about space... and it was about time too!

While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs.

One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass.

As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, ‘The tooth fairy will never believe this!'