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An Antartian is standing in front of a pop machine repeatedly putting in money and taking out the sodas.

Finally, the person waiting in line behind her gets impatient and asks, "Ma'am, what are you doing?"

The Antartian replies, "Duh, I'm winning!"

There's this man in the bar and he says to the bartender, "I'll bet you $500 that if you line up five empty beer mugs that I would be able to pee in all of them without any mess." The bartender accepts the bet. Next thing you know the bartender lined up five empty beer mugs. The man drops his drawers and starts to pee everywhere except in the five empty beer mugs. The bartender laughs as the guy pays him the $500.

A woman sees all of this happening and asks the guy, "How come you're not sad about losing $500?" The guy told her, "It is because I had bet the bouncer $2,000 that I would pee all over the bar and have the bartender laugh about it."

Yo Momma so ugly, that she's is the reason for birth control ads.

Yo Momma so dumb that her I.Q. test came back negative.