What do wombats have that no other animal have?
Baby wombats.
Wanna see an idiot in glass?
Take a look in the mirror.
Wanna see an idiot in plastic?
Take a look at your driver's license.
Two policemen call the station on the radio.
"Hello. Is that you Sarge?”
"Yes?”
"We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean.”
"Have you arrested the woman?”
"No sir. The floor is still wet."