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A fella walks into a bar...
Unfortunately, there is a pile of dog poop just inside the door, and he slips in it and falls over. He gets up, cleans himself up and walks to the bar and buys a drink.
Another man then enters the bar. He slips in the same pile of poop, falls, gets up, cleans up and buys a drink.
The first guy turns to the new guy and, trying to strike up a conversation, points to the pile by the door and says, "I just did that."
The big guy punches him in the mouth.
A man walks into a store and orders some rigatoni, some mozzarella, parmesan cheese and a bottle of red wine.
The clerk says "You must be Italian."
The customer, put off says, " If I ordered some potatoes, cabbage and a six pack of beer would you say I must be Irish."
"No." Said the clerk, "THIS IS A HARDWARE STORE!"
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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