Wife: I hate that beggar.
Husband: Why?
Wife: That rascal, yesterday I gave him food and today he gave me a Cookbook!
Smart answer by a female...
On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him. "Nice perfume.....which brand is it? I want to gift it to my wife."
Lady replies, "Don't give it to her, some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her!"
What did Dracula said about his new girlfriend?
Oh, she is my love at first bite!
One day teacher asked Sam if his father helped him with his homework.
Sam simply said - “No, he did it all by himself”!