Customer : I'd like to try that dress in the window.
Assistant : I'm sorry madam, I'm afraid you'll have to use the fitting room, like everybody else.
Boy : I lost my dog!
Girl : Well, why don't you put an advertisement in the paper?
Boy : What's the good of that my dog can't read?
Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A: You're too young to smoke.
Mother: Did you behave well in church today, Marjie?
Marjie: I certainly did. A nice man offered me a plate full of money, and I said, "No thank you."