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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish.

The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home.

The second guy wishes the same.

The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Why do blonde's have TGIF written on their shoes?

So they know, Toes Go In First!

What did the Beaver say to the tree?

Nice Gnawin ya!

Q: What part of a car is the laziest?

A: The Wheels, they are always tire'd.