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Eagle asks a girl, "You know why hunting me would be a bad idea?"

Girl, "Yeah, Because it's ill-eagle!"

Teacher: "Which is the best month to study?"

Student: "Octembruary."

Teacher: "Don't be silly. There's no month like that."

Student: "Exactly...."

“How good are elephants at hiding in trees?”

“What do you mean? Elephants don't hide in trees.“

"Well, have you ever seen one?”

Where would Voldemort go if he played the saxophone?

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