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Favorite this joke Mother: Stop that water fighting!
Son: She started it!
Daughter: I did not!
Mother: There’s only one way to settle this... divide the pool in half and each of you stay in your half.
Son: That’s okay with me... I’ll take the top half!
Some of my friends started a company built around an innovative idea for an online business. A debate broke out about what to name the venture.
"We have to call it Imagination," one passionate participant cried out.
Everyone thought the idea over for a minute, and then a voice of reason replied, "Are you sure you want your business card to read 'Imagination, Limited'?"
What do you call a priest who returns stuff to the store?
Holy redeemer.
An English boy came home from school to hear the family parrot say, "Liam never does his homework."
Liam: "Who told you that?"
Polly looked the other way and said nothing..
Liam: "So, mum's the word eh."
Polly: "Oh man, don't tell Mum I told you."
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