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Favorite this joke There’s a guy who’s hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree.
The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher. Then, the bear climbed down and went away.
So the guy starts to climb down the tree. Suddenly, the bear returns, and this time he’s brought an even bigger bear with him. The two bears climb up the tree, the bigger bear going higher than the first. But the guy climbed even higher still, so the bears couldn’t reach him. Eventually, the bears went away.
Naturally quite relieved, the guy starts down the tree again. Suddenly, the two bears return. But this time the guy knew he was in big trouble.
Each bear was carrying a beaver.
Patient: I was born C-Section and every time I leave my house I constantly fight the urge to go out the window.
Doctor: On a scale of one to ten how bad is this problem?
Patient: I’d have to say a ten considering I live on the 88th floor of a high rise.
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Vel-Crow
At the County Fair the couple’s 50 Yard Dash event entailed the ladies jumping on the backs of their partners and riding to the finish line.
Of the fifty couples beginning the race only three couples left the starting line. Oddly enough, in all three men who did leave the starting line were all named Mark; not a Willie or a Sam in the bunch.
The judges said, “Well that’s it, next year we’re not going to say on your mark, get set, go.”
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