After listening to his child's endless knock-knock jokes, while trying to read the paper, Dad finally had enough.
Child: Knock knock...
Dad: Come on in, it's open!
Sometimes I talk to myself when I'm alone and it's kinda sad.
Me too.
10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.
9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off white.
8. Crying can be fun.
7. Fat clothes.
6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.
5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.
4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.
2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.
1. Other women!
The cop asked, "Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?"
The miner replied, "Mine."