Friend: I'm selling a keyboard for $5.
Me: Why so cheap?
Friend: A spider crawled into it.
Me: Wow. Did you get rid of it?
Friend: No, but it's under CONTROL.
What’s the difference between USA and USB?
One connects to your devices and accesses all of your data.
The other is a hardware standard.
My niece, Sue, plans to open a discount grocery store where everything expires in a week...
She's going to call it Best By...
Pete: Someone just stole $125 worth of groceries from my Jeep!
Bob: Well, your Jeep has no top. What did you expect?
Pete: No, no, it wasn't that... I forgot to lock my glove box!