Latest Jokes

You know you're really drunk if you can't lie on the floor without holding on.

A doctor gets to bury his mistakes. An architect can only advise his client to plant vines.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide, is that considered a hostage crisis?

Two guys on a double bike where pedaling up a hill. It took forever to get to the top.

When they finally got to the top the first guy said in a pant, "Whew, that was so hard."

The second replied, "Yeah, good thing I was pushing the brakes the whole time or we would have rolled down backwards.”