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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide, is that considered a hostage crisis?

Two guys on a double bike where pedaling up a hill. It took forever to get to the top.

When they finally got to the top the first guy said in a pant, "Whew, that was so hard."

The second replied, "Yeah, good thing I was pushing the brakes the whole time or we would have rolled down backwards.”

"All those curves and me with no brakes."

Q. Why did the pig cross the road
A. To prove that he wasn't a chicken