When you're 65 and you go out to dinner and say, "It's on me..."
You really mean it!
The student asked the professor how many problems there would be on the final exam.
The professor looked the student over and replied, "I think you will have lots of problems on the final."
Most of us have a bad habit we are constantly trying to break. For me, it's biting my fingernails.
One day I told my husband about my latest solution: press-on nails.
"Great Idea, Honey," he smiled. "You can eat them straight out of the box."
The IRS is out of control...
Now that I'm older, they've even taxed my memory!