Latest Jokes

A magical genie suddenly appears.

GENIE: "I grant you 10 wishes."

ME: "Isn't it usually just 3?"

GENIE: "Yes, but you've got a lot of issues going on here."

Son: "Dad! Dad! There is a monster under my bed!"

Dad: "Enjoy it while you can son, when you get married the monster sleeps in your bed."

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies...

For example, on The Sims, you can have a house with only ONE job!

How many swimmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Don’t know yet, they keep getting electrocuted.