My 8yo daughter met a girl at summer camp last year named "Internet."
I said no way, that can't be her name but my daughter has been adamant.
For almost a year we've been having this discussion.
ANTOINETTE. I just found out her name is Antoinette.
There are no canaries in the Canary Islands.
And in the Virgin Islands...
Well, there are no canaries there either.
A minister in a little church had been having trouble with the collections.
One Sunday he announced, "Now, before we pass the collection plate, I would like to request that the person who stole the chickens from Farmer Condill's henhouse please refrain from giving any money to the Lord. The Lord doesn't want money from a thief!"
The collection plate was passed around and for the first time in months everybody gave.