Latest Jokes

If a man is bald in front, he's a thinker...

If he's bald in the back, he is a lover...

If he's bald in the front and back, he thinks he's a lover.

The Prince asked the beautiful Princess... "Will you marry me?"

The Princess said "NO!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End

Teacher: What did you do over the long weekend?

Little Johnny: We went to Samson hill for a picnic but dad forgot to load the picnic basket. My mom looked at dad put her wrist on her hip and began to tap her toe. In seconds my dad was a hundred yards away at the bottom of the hill.

Teacher: So your dad ran away?

Little Johnny: Not exactly, imagine if you will an armadillo rolling up in a ball on a 30% incline.