I enrolled in college to become a meteorologist.
This semester we’re studying the effects of wind.
I hear the final is a breeze.
All it took was two months...
Just 2 months in-house with his wife and kids and Tom Brady is BACK on the field.
A French Chef had always been interested in Magic. So he went to a Convention of Magicians.
He was attempting a card trick where he had to palm a card to make it disappear, but could not do it without making it obvious.
So he went over to a professional magician and said, "What am I doing wrong with this card trick?
"It's simple," said the pro. "You have Palm Fritz."
What do you hear when a Judge is learning to play the piano?
The Scales of Justice.