I was introduced to a new guy at work. I said, "What’s your name?"
“Pole.”
"Your parents named you pole?“
"Yes.”
So I kept calling him Pole. At the end of the day another co-worker asked me, “Why are you calling him that?" So I explained why.
My co-worker just looked at me... "He’s from England. His name is Paul!
Murphy: "What do you call leprechauns who collect aluminum cans, used newspapers, and plastic bottles?"
Liam: "What?"
Murphy: “Wee-cyclers!”