Latest Jokes

I've opened a restaurant called: "Peace And Quiet..."

Kids meals: Only $150.

What's the difference between Big Ben and Tic Tok?

One tells time, the other wastes time.

My daughter was doing her homework and asked me what I knew about Galileo.

I, proudly and confidently, told her that he was just a poor boy from a poor family.

Might wake up early and go running tomorrow.

I also might win the lottery.

Odds are about the same.