The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a tune...
But Chickpeas can only “hummus” one!
I, for one, long for the good old days...
I really think we should stop texting and get back to just emailing each other.
Two ants were running along the top of a cardboard box as fast as they could.
"Hey!" puffed one ant, "Why are we running so fast?"
"Can't you read?" replied the other. "It says tear along the dotted line!"
Josh was helping Sally, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside, he noticed a bag labeled "Emergency Repair Kit". Looking at it a little closer, he noticed a stick of dynamite inside.
Thinking that was a bit strange, he asked Sally what it was for.
She said, "It's part of my emergency repair kit."
Josh said, "I can see that, but why?"
Sally replied, "In case I have a flat and need to blow up one of my tires."