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When you rearrange the letters you get, "CASH LOST IN ME."
A commercial boasted that its product could help people live pain-free in their golden years.
“Am I in my golden years?” my wife asked.
“Not at all,” I assured her. “But you are yellowing fast.”
I asked my 91-year-old father, “Dad, what were your good old days?”
His thoughtful reply: “When I wasn’t good, and I wasn’t old.”
I phoned up the fishing helpline today. I said, “I’m really hopeless at fishing and need some tips."
The man said, “Okay, can you hold the line?”
I said, “No.”