Major damage after Hurricane Miley and Hurricane Cyrus merged together and then jammed into the mainland...
Witnesses say the scene looked like it was hit by a wrecking ball.
What is a solar panel's favorite drink?
What else, a Sunny D!
I was in a taxi the other day and the driver said, "Do you mind if I put some music on?"
I said, "Not at all."
He said, "Kiss?"
I said, "Let's listen to the music first, then see how we feel."
Grandma: "Oh, what nice new boots! Where did you get them?"
Granddaughter: "At the store."
Grandma: "Which one?"
Granddaughter: "Both of them."