Favorite this joke 10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.
9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off white.
8. Crying can be fun.
7. Fat clothes.
6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.
5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.
4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.
2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.
1. Other women!
A little girl was watching her daddy repair his tractor.
She asked her mother, "What happens to old tractors when they finally stop working?"
Sighing, her mother answered: "Someone sells them to your father, dear."
I was teaching my Grade 1 class to tell time using a conventional analog clock. "We'll be learning about the hour hand and the minute hand," I explained.
One of the students interrupted and said, "I don't need to learn on that kind of clock. My dad bought me this digital watch, and right now it's ten minutes to 38."
DORMITORY
When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM
THE MORSE CODE
When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES
When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY
When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY
MOTHER-IN-LAW
When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER
SNOOZE ALARMS
When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE ZS
A DECIMAL POINT
When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO
When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE
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